why are brains?
Me last night: Okay, it’s 10pm. I have to get up at 5am. Time for bed.
My brain at midnight: Just waking you up so you can look at the clock and confirm you have not overslept.
Me: Thanks, bae.
My brain at 2am: Just waking you up so you can look at the clock again. UwU
Me: I … guess I’ll pee? I think I’m good to go back to sleep until my alarm goes off.
My brain at 2:15: Hey buddy.
Me: Dude, stop.
My brain at 2:30: :)
Me: Why can’t I block you? Or at least snooze you for a few hours?
My brain at 3am: It’s too hot!
My brain at 3:05am: It’s too cold!
My brain at 3:10am: It’s too hot!
My brain at 4am: OH FUCK YOU OVERSLEPT JK LOL.
My alarm at 5am: YO BUDDY YOU HAVE TO DO PRESS IN HALF AN HOUR GET UP AND MAKE THE COFFEE.
My brain: NoOoOooooo I dOnT WaNnA gEt uP!
Me: Yeah, if I had been awake all fucking night for no good reason, I wouldn’t want to get up, either, dickweed.